It’s stupid time
Who better than to insult someone than legendary down-in-the-dumps-genius Jane Austen? Head on over to Zazzle for all kinds of awesome insults which you can feel free to sling at people you hate. Or people you love who have a sense of humour. You decide. But just don’t tell anyone I told you to do so, right?
But seriously, the mistress of misery has some wise insights. At the site you’ll find Jane being sarcastic, Jane being snide, and Jane being very self-righteous. As you’d probably expected. Which is most fantastic.
Who knows what Austen would do if she was brought back to our society now. I personally think she’d struggle, and I definitely think she’d be a right pain if you sent her speed-dating. In fact, I happen to think it wouldn’t be worth it. She’d probably go and write a laboured novel about it, wouldn’t she? And you’d only have yourself to blame for that, then.
But getting back to the beauty of the online printing website of the modern day, at least Austen wouldn’t moan her skinny old bum off about that. With the speed and efficiency that these sites operate at, you can’t really go too far wrong, even if moaning is what you do best. (Then again, I’m sure Austen would find more things to moan about just when you least expect it…like the appearance of predictive text and the way all teenagers seem to not be capable of constructing a simple sentence…and really, with that one you couldn’t blame her…)
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